Same real checks as our AI Visibility Score — llms.txt, robots.txt, structured data, whether an assistant sees your homepage or an empty JavaScript shell. Just said out loud, instead of in a spreadsheet. Free, instant, no signup. Screenshot-ready either way.
Browsers block cross-site reads for most domains (CORS) — that shows up below as "couldn't check," not a pass. The full free checker has a paste option that always works if you want the complete, unroasted rubric.
Every line above maps to a real check from our published methodology — the same rubric behind our 158-homepage benchmark (industry average: 65/100). Nothing here is generated to be mean; it's generated because the check actually failed. If your score stings, the GEO Playbook ($29) is the fix, not just the joke.