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Roast My Website.

Same real checks as our AI Visibility Checker. Llms.txt, robots.txt, structured data, whether an assistant sees your homepage or an empty JavaScript shell. Just said out loud, instead of in a spreadsheet. Free, instant, no signup. Screenshot-ready either way.

Browsers block cross-site reads for most domains (CORS), that shows up below as "couldn't check," not a pass. The full free checker has a paste option that always works if you want the complete, unroasted rubric.

The roast is honest, not random.

Every line above maps to a real check from our published methodology. The same rubric behind our 158-homepage benchmark (industry average: 65/100, as measured 2026-07-22). Nothing here is generated to be mean. It's generated because the check actually failed. If your score stings, the GEO Playbook ($29) is the fix, not just the joke.

Part of Click Coded: trust between humans and AI, checkable. The Checkable Standard